Since They changed Philosopher's Stone to...
mbithi: themalfoymistress: Harry Potter and The Whisper Snake Place Harry Potter and That Mean Jail Man Harry Potter and The Hot Cup Harry Potter and The Bird Club Harry Potter and The Guy With Only Some Blood Harry Potter and Death I can’t even HARRY POTTER AND DEATH OMG this is the greatest post on tumblr.
The Penguins Follow Your Cursor. →
I could do this all day. If you leave the cursor in one place for too long, they get bored and walk away.
Stuff Siri Says #iPhone4s
iPhone4s User: I’m feeling horny. Siri: I would go with your ex wife, I looked at her calendar and she is free, and I checked out your iPhoto library and she is hot compared to your current girlfriend.